I Found a Book on Witchcraft

"CounterTorqueSteer" (countertorquesteer) 11/28/2014 at 13:22 • Filed to: Books

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Only 400 pages!

HammerheadFistpunch > CounterTorqueSteer 11/28/2014 at 13:25

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is it written in latin?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CounterTorqueSteer 11/28/2014 at 13:28

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The necronomicon

CB > CounterTorqueSteer 11/28/2014 at 13:28

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How the fuck is the simplified version 400 pages?

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/28/2014 at 13:31

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All of the diagrams are paintings of Pickman's model.

Tohru > CounterTorqueSteer 11/28/2014 at 13:31

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How to rebuild an automatic transmission:

1. Remove from car.
2. Remove transmission pan.
3. Remove valve body.
4. FUCK THE BALL BEARINGS AND SPRINGS JUST WENT EVERYWHERE
5. Curl into a ball and cry.
6. Purchase a used transmission from a salvage yard.

Tohru > CB 11/28/2014 at 13:32

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Have you taken apart a Turbo 350 or a 700R4? I'm surprised they were able to fit it all in 400 pages.

Racescort666 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/28/2014 at 13:34

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Also, while looking for that picture, I came across this:

Not sure how I feel about that...

CounterTorqueSteer > HammerheadFistpunch 11/28/2014 at 13:36

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Heiroglyphics

Racescort666 > HammerheadFistpunch 11/28/2014 at 13:39

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Gregorean chant.

Racescort666 > Tohru 11/28/2014 at 13:42

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I wonder if it discusses AT theory too? I know there is a ton of shit about shift pressure and shift timing that has a huge effect on drivability and shift smoothness. I could see that go on for pages and pages.

T5Killer > CounterTorqueSteer 11/28/2014 at 14:12

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Its all Scary Black Magic.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CounterTorqueSteer 11/28/2014 at 14:20

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Some say it can resurrect a 4L60E from the dead.

Tohru > Racescort666 11/28/2014 at 14:34

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I know if you take the vacuum line off the accumulator on a turbo 350 it'll shift at redline hard enough to both bounce the back of your favorite head against the rear window and break the tires loose so violently it spins the truck.

lone_liberal > CounterTorqueSteer 11/28/2014 at 14:41

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Or you can go with the GM type of black magic.

Cé hé sin > CounterTorqueSteer 11/28/2014 at 15:01

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How to rebuild an automatic transmission:

1. Go to scrapyard, buy manual box, clutch, bellhousing, pedal box and everything else you need except for one item.

2. Fit these instead

3. Go back to scrapyard for the item mentioned in 1 above.

Cé hé sin > CounterTorqueSteer 11/28/2014 at 15:03

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You think automatics are bad?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Racescort666 11/28/2014 at 15:03

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EwEwEw NO

Racescort666 > Tohru 11/28/2014 at 19:06

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find this out the hard way?

Racescort666 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/28/2014 at 19:07

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you should have seen the pic that had a model wearing the bikini.

Tohru > Racescort666 11/28/2014 at 19:18

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Yep.